If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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