who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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