i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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