I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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