where am i from again
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
they're like a gay fantastic four
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Randomize
