um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
