I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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