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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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