Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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