I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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