happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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