normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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