why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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