i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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