I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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