Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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