i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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