That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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