So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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