i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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