She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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