Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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