what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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