Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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