Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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