i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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