is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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