i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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