question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's never too late to be topless.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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