how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He did a backflip because drugs
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