He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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