im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
