when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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