at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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