Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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