im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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