How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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