I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
you never un-have a 4some
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