just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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