That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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