O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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