i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So squirting runs in the family.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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