I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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