Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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