Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
