Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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