just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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