This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I deserve this hangover.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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