at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
