Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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