For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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