I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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